I started doing this last year on Twitter but didn't write down any of them so I could keep track of what did and didn't come true. I do remember some that did and figured I'd turn this into a yearly thing. While some of these I seriously believe will happen, many are to be taken as light-heartedly and as jokes...in case you couldn't figure that out. Hope you enjoy some of them. All of these were written before December 30, 2012.
Personal
(myself or friends)
- March 20th, the night of our Circus
event, will be my best day of the first half of year
- I will drop at least 40 lbs by Christmas
- I will drink soda
no more than 3 times in 2013
- I will play in the
2013 Bethesda Big Train Celebrity Game this year, not as a celebrity obviously
and I will hit a HR
- I will
average at least 1 blog post a week on www.laichitis.blogspot.com
(shameless plug)
- In turn if
I keep up the writing and improve with each post I will achieve some form of
validation, at least locally
- By
the end of the year my cousin John will come to the decision it is time to
retire but won’t do so until the end of 2014, right before closeout
- John will
also get a new dog, but not a foo-foo dog. Chocolate Lab seems to be the best
fit.
- Britt
McHenry will meet her future husband
- Britt McHenry will be staying in DC and will
ascend within ABC 7, taking over full-time for Tim Brant who will move on by
June 2014
- Britt McHenry will receive an overture to
co-host a DC Sports Talk radio show
- I will complete the year without
meeting my father…again though not necessarily by my choice
- My cousin Pam finally graduates college
- My cousin Kristin will get pregnant again.
This time with twins. One will be Hispanic, one black, her husband still
white
- Mark Cruz will finally get engaged.
50/50 shot that it will either be to his girlfriend or a transvestite masseuse
in the Philippines
- 4 of my friends on
Facebook will end up pregnant or getting someone pregnant during the year
-Tori Hill somehow
finds her way into the Nats clubhouse while at a game next year, possibly
sneaking in or flirting with Lombardozzi
- No matter how many
blog posts I have in 2013, all combined will not accumulate to the 2 I wrote on
Britt last spring (2600+)
- I will continue to
use Twitter but more for sports, jokes and networking than for bitching about
my job
Sports Cards &
Memorabilia
- I will add one
extremely rare Juan Dixon card to my collection, it will not be the triple
logoman from Exquisite
- HobbyKings.com and
Panini America will work on a basketball card set if JDC and some other HK guys
get their shit together
- Upper Deck will go
out of business
- Even when they do
things right Panini will not get the respect its due from many members on the
basketball side of the hobby
- I will open at
least 50 boxes of cards this year and the money would still have better been
spent on singles
- I will sell off
some of my collection this year once I get my shit in order
- I still won’t pull
a Michael Jordan autograph
Sports
- The Los Angeles
Clippers win the NBA Championship (I’ve had OKC since the end of last season)
- the NHL lockout
will finally end…but it won’t be until July - NHL ratings will fall on TV and arena’s will
be down at least 20%
- the Washington
Nationals will win the 2013 World Series
- Michael
Morse will hit 40 HRs as a member of the Washington Nationals or
Baltimore Orioles
- Angela Rypien will
lead the Baltimore Charm Lingerie Football Team to the Championship
- Despite their
offensive line and secondary woes the Redskins will not address the needs
noting their strong record
- the new women’s
soccer league will be a success
- the WNBA will
continue to falter despite Candace Parker leading the Sparks to the
championship
- Kevin Love, Josh
Smith, Amar’e Stoudamire, and Dwight Howard will all be involved in big trades
in the summer
- Chris Paul will
re-sign with the Clippers and the Clippers will go to the WCF & unseat the
Lakers as the team in LA
- Rex Ryan will be
fired, Tim Tebow will end up in Jacksonville, Mark Sanchez will remain in NY
- Despite becoming
favorites the Angels, Dodgers, and Blue Jays don’t make it out of the
Divisional Series, one won’t make playoffs
- The Orioles will
not see the same success as last year
- FP Santangelo and
Bob Carpenter will be back next season for Nats broadcasts, just not on MASN
- LeBron James
suffers a serious injury and misses much of the 2013-14 season
- Strasburg wins NL
CY Young, Bryce Harper joins 40/40 Club
- the Washington
Wizards will continue to suck
- the Washington
Nationals will have more wins at the end of the NBA regular season than the
Wizards
- A wrestler
currently in WWE or TNA will die, possibly while performing
- Dwyane Wade misses
a week with an ingrown toe nail
- The Rock will end
CM Punk's title reign only to drop the title to Dolph Ziggler who cashes in his
Money in the Bank briefcase
- The New York
Yankees will finish 4th in the AL East
- Baseball finally
does something to protect pitchers from batted balls after a scary incident in
July
- Andray Blatche
will glue his finger up his nose
- Brett Favre will
attempt another NFL comeback, this time with the Oakland Raiders
- Speaking of the
Silver & Black...so will Donovan McNabb (black guy, silver hair)
- A fat person will
finally win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest..then will be disqualified when
its found out its a pregnant woman and it was technically two people competing
- Manny Ramirez
attempts a comeback in a Beer League Softball and is cut for being out of shape
and unable to hit the ball
- Joe Flacco will be
franchised by the Ravens and fans will call for him to be replaced by Tyron
Taylor by Week 6
- RG3 will remain amazing while Romo and the Cowboys will still suck
- Despite deserving
a chance, Juan Dixon will not be given one last shot to make it back into the
NBA
- Andy Reid and Rex
Ryan face off in a championship match...for pie eating
Movies/Music/Celebs
- John Travolta & Tom Cruise will finally admit they’re gay and are actually a couple (I think I did this one for 2012 too)
- John Travolta & Tom Cruise will finally admit they’re gay and are actually a couple (I think I did this one for 2012 too)
- Lindsay Lohan will
manage to stay sober….for 20 minutes
- I’ll see maybe 6
of the following movies at the theatre the first half of the year: Gangster
Squad, The Last Stand, Safe Haven, Snitch, The Heat, Jurassic Park 3D
(AMAZING), 42, Pain & Gain, Fast & Furious 6, Olympus Has Fallen,
Monsters University, White House Down
- the following movies
will underperform: Oz The Great & Powerful, A Good Day to Die Hard, G.I.
Joe: Retaliation, Hangover Part III, Fast & Furious 6
- Oblivion’s lack of success will again cause people to question why Tom Cruise is put in movies
- Oblivion’s lack of success will again cause people to question why Tom Cruise is put in movies
- Will Smith will
give M Night Shyamalan his highest grossing movie since The Sixth Sense with
After Earth tho we may not see another Will Smith movie or look at him the same
again for at least 5 years.
- Sleeper
Movies: Olympus Has Fallen, Now You See Me, Much Ado About Nothing, White House
Down
- Iron Man 3 and Man
of Steel will fail to impress me, though Amy Adams will help Superman
- A young blonde
actress and candyland pop starlet (names removed for my safety) will have a
photo scandals
- Blake Lively and
Ryan Reynolds will get divorced
- Kim Kardashian
will marry Kanye West and Kanye will put out a sex tape with Kris, Humphries
not Kardashian
- Justin Beiber will
hit a girlfriend and get busted for drugs
- Andy Roddick
knocks up Brooklyn Decker
- Taylor Swift will
get pregnant..it will not be Daren Hayes’
- Rihanna won't
learn her lesson and will get smacked around by Chris Brown again
- Gabriel Iglesias
will be recognized as the funniest comedian alive
- Katt Williams will
continue his downward spiral until he kills himself at a Home Depot
- Psy will quickly
be forgotten about but will end up going on a tour with MC Hammer and later
joined by Vanilla Ice
- Gangnam Style will
go the way of the Macarena and Tubthumping only being heard at sporting events
- Christine Lakin
will make a (don't call it a) comeback with a new TV show
- Betty White and
Zsa Zsa Gabor last another year
- While men would prefer a scandal involving Carrie Underwood we'll only get the announcement that she is with child
- While men would prefer a scandal involving Carrie Underwood we'll only get the announcement that she is with child
Politics/World News
- We will know less
about what happened in Benghazi by December 31, 2013 than we do now
- Two former US
Presidents will pass away..George H.W. Bush and Jimmy Carter
- someone will die
in the penguin exhibit at a zoo and people will demand penguins be sent back to
Antarctica and banned from zoos and aquariums across the US
- There will be at
least one news story of someone going to the hospital because they got their
penis stuck in one of those Chinese finger locks
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